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Okay, we were told to write something hot. I immediately thought about the heat here in Florida. I doubt that's what the blog hop organizer had in mind. Hot food, hot sun, hot sex? Oh yeah! That would kind of make sense, wouldn't it? An erotic author writing about hot sex? My next thought was, so what will I write about hot sex?
I blogged about these 10 and 11 inch, French wooden phallus toys a while ago. They're made
of rosewood, are from the 1700's, and I found them fascinating. I also couldn't help thinking that they looked like something that could be used as a torturous device because they're so hard and unbending. How would you disinfect them after use? And just think of the splinters!

Then we have the steam powered vibrator from the 1800's. Talk about primitive! It's obvious which piece does the trick, but it looks hard to handle. Wouldn't this take two hands to operate? And how would you inconspicuously masturbate with this big, clunky thing between your legs? You know you do it, ladies, while lying next to your sleeping partner. This is about the most unromantic device I've ever seem. No thank you.
The oldest sex toy in the world—a siltstone phallus—was discovered in Germany and is said to have also been used as a tool to start fires. Really? I thought all sex toys were supposed to start a fire. Duh! The 30,000-year-old artifact was
Now what you've been waiting for, the prize info. There are like 100 authors participating and all should be giving something away. Plus there's a grand prize with a value of over $80 and includes ebooks, 4 gift cards, and swag. Make sure when you leave a comment you also leave your email addy. Please use the raffelcopter below to be eligible for the grand prize.
What would I like from you? I'd really like to add to my contact list, with regard to my newsletter. If you could sign up using the link located at the top right I would so appreciate it, but it's not a requirement in order to be entered for a prize. Either way please leave a comment, and have fun!
From me - one lucky winner will receive a download of my latest release, Surrender to Desire.
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found in a cave, in pieces, and was later put back together. The prehistoric object features carved rings around one polished end, in addition to indented areas on the tool where it was struck against flints to ignite fires. Apparently this was a two-in-one tool. Convenient, huh?
Well, if these sex toys don't make you hot there must be something wrong with you. Don't even get me started about what the so-called experts are saying about pearls. I have a beautiful strand of pearls that I save for special occasions, and sticking them up where the sun don't shine isn't one of them! LOL I plan to give those pearls to my granddaughter on her wedding day.
What would I like from you? I'd really like to add to my contact list, with regard to my newsletter. If you could sign up using the link located at the top right I would so appreciate it, but it's not a requirement in order to be entered for a prize. Either way please leave a comment, and have fun!
From me - one lucky winner will receive a download of my latest release, Surrender to Desire.
a Rafflecopter giveaway
20 comments:
Love this, Tory! I'd seen that mechanical, uh, thing before and, like you, can't really imagine it in action. That's hilarious that Cleopatra had the idea of a bee-filled vibrator! What a fun post. Have fun on the hop!
So, just saw the rafflecopter question - "Caliente" makes me think of food. Like, I'd expect some sort of yummy, rich Caliente sauce at a fancy Mexican restaurant.
I'm still reacting to the visions of these historic sex toys being put to use. *scary shivers*
Interesting post. They all look like they would hurt. Very scary stuff. Claliente makes me think of very hot erotic romance.
Great history lesson.
LMAO at the steam powered vibrator. I imagine the steam would make you REALLY HOT hehe.
Thanks for being part of the hop and for the chance to win. <^_^>
reneebennett35 (at) yahoo (dot) com
I love looking back in time to see how things have changed and what is similar. If I had to choose out of all of these it would be the siltstone phallus. The fire starting part makes me smile and that did it for me.
lenikaye@yahoo.com
Those sex toys just look scary. They couldn't have been that much fun. Caliante mean hot latin men.
Hey guys, thanks for playing! I hope you're having fun and that you win some prizes. Glad you made it by.
wow they don't think like they would give you pleasure.
Clalient is hot hotromance and sex
horseunicornkey@aol.com
I actually found that very interesting. Have you ever seen the movie, 'Hysteria.' Look it up--- it's factual.
Thanks for the giveaway!
mestith at gmail dot com
Hi Patricia, I couldn't agree more! But something had to pave the way, right? LOL
Hi Meghan! Thanks for coming by. Glad you found the article interesting and I will check out Hysteria:)
Great post. Thanks for the giveaway.
mythic021@gmail.com
Interesting info
bn100candg at hotmail dot
An interesting post!
susanmplatt AT Hotmail DOT com
Great post! Very interesting. I wonder if that one was really used for starting fire. :D Thanks for sharing and for the awesome giveaway!
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com
Hi Vanessa, bn100, Susanmp, and Shadow, thank you for making it by during this hop. I hope you had fun. I'm glad ya'll found my post interesting:)
Hey Leni, congratulations! You win a copy of my newest release!
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