Friday, February 22, 2013

I'm not stealing, I swear!

So, I went to Hellmart today to finish up my grocery shopping. My pants felt loose and I thought I was going to lose them. Finally I had to reach down to yank them up only to discover they'd come unzipped. As casually as I could I glanced around to make sure no one was looking, and reached under my shirt to zip them up. The button had come off so the zipper kept coming down. So every few minutes I had to look around, reach under my blouse and zip them up. 

I realized with all the ceiling cameras around that someone was getting a good view of my dilemma. I kept waiting to be grabbed for stealing, because I know I had to look suspicious. After a while I gave up and just reached under my shirt and zipped my pants up, not caring who caught me. It was either that or let them fall down.

2 comments:

Nancy Bristow said...

Well Debbie aka Tory, that was funny. Sometimes you just have to think/act like a man:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

LOL, I just got tired of feeling like I was doing something sneaky:)