I hope you've reached the right place, and I hope that you're over eighteen. This website is for adults only. No, I don't sell adult toys or videos or anything like that, this isn't a porn site. But it is the site of an erotic romance writer.

If you're looking for a steamy read, long, short or in between, where the characters are all over each other, get down and dirty, than I can guarantee that you will find something here. I'm going to level with you, my erotic romances are explicit and graphic in nature, but they all have happily forever or happily for now endings.

No cliffhangers here! My rules for writing romance are simple. No hero will be killed off. You won't find any cheating between my main characters once they've made a firm commitment to one another. I don't do that crap.

Enter at your own risk!




Thursday, September 20, 2012

Maxine is so Smart!

Here's the way it should be:

1 Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

2 This would correct two things in one motion:

3 Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. 
4 They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
Treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

5 They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.

6 They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... If they fell or needed assistance.

7 Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

8 A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.

9 All meals and snacks would be brought to them.

10 They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

11 Simple clothing - i.e.. Shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request. 
12 There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.

13 Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.

14 They would receive daily phone calls.

15 There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.

16 The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.
17 In addition, it is a great gated community

As for the criminals:

1 They would receive cold food.

2 They would be left alone and unsupervised.

3 They would receive showers once a week.

4 They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.

5 They would have no hope of ever getting out.

"Sounds like justice to me!"

No comments: