How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to Understand the world As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.
2 comments:
Will do;)
:)
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