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TORY RICHARDS

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The problems with being BUSTY!

If you're busty and you know it clap your hands. Ok ladies, who can relate to this? I know I can, some of it anyway.



  1. constantly tucking them back into your bra
  2. when you go to a restaurant and sit in a booth, they have nowhere to go but onto the table
  3. can't get close enough to your plate so you have to bring the food to you, in which case some of it ends up in your cleavage or staining the front of your blouse
  4. when you go to bed at night and lay down on your back, they rest against the bed on either side of you (I guess this one would be good if you're breast feeding twins)
  5. when you go to the doctor and  have to strip, they give you that little square tissue to hold over your breast, you have to put your arms underneath the sides to keep them beneath that tissue
  6. you feel like you're being molested when you get a breast exam
  7. when the mammogram technician has to use both hands to pick up one breast, and she makes a sound like she's struggling
  8. when you get a mammogram and they can't get an ex-ray of the entire area so you have to get two ex-rays
  9. you work at a desk and by the end of the day the weight of them have pulled you down so that your slumped over and they are resting on your desk top
  10. you're typing a document and when you reach forward for something your breasts land on the keys and before you know it you have 2 or 3 lines of letters that make absolutely no sense
  11. they make a good cat bed

Sucks, doesn't it? Have I left anything out?

2 comments:

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I don't have this issue at all but the list is entertaining...at my sister-friends expense, of course:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

LOL, you're so lucky! Many times I've thought about getting a breast reduction. It would easy be a 10 pound or more weight loss:)