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TORY RICHARDS

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

A little humor to start your day

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is 3x the length of the thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2x as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has just read this entire post.
The man is still looking at his thumb.

2 comments:

Sherry said...

OMG this is so funny and I think it's so true. I'll have to admit from now on one of the first things I'll do is look at a man's thumbs when I'm talking to him.

Tory Richards said...

LOL