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TORY RICHARDS

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Friday, July 15, 2011



Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an asshole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

5 comments:

marybelle said...

I LAUGHED!!! This was brilliant. Thank you!!

Nanny said...

That was awesome! LOL!

LuAnn said...

Too funny!

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie aka Tory...Fun is important at any age but in particular for we old folks. Thanks for the grin. ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

I'd been sent this before and when I got it a second time decided to post it. I got a good chuckle, too.