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Sunday, July 3, 2011

10 ways you know your date's not for you

1. Your date is devoted to another...like his mother?
2. Your spending habits don’t match...he wants to save, you want to spend:)
3. Your politics are too different...what's politics?
4. Your sweetie just doesn’t get your jokes...very important!
5. Your love interest isn’t ready...for what? SEX?
6. Your honey wants kids and you don’t (or vice versa)...true.
7. Your tastes are too different...he's wine and roses, you're beer and tacos.
8. Your lifestyles clash...a big one!
9. Your first connection fizzles...if he doesn't have a big one! :)
10. Your relationship has you on edge...and we ain't talking the bed:) Edge of the bed, get it? LOL


marybelle said...

Number one is very true. I backed out a relationship years ago for just that reason.

Tory Richards said...

No mama's boys! LOL