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TORY RICHARDS

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Friday, June 17, 2011

I got a new toy!

I've been anxiously waiting for it to arrive and it finally came in the mail yesterday! Isn't it cool how you can buy things on ebay, anything, and have it delivered right to your door? I'd like to think I got a deal on it. I did my research., and it's the same name brand my friend has.

Now I just need to get it out of the box and play with it a little, figure out how this one works. Just because it has the same name doesn't mean it's exactly like my friends. I couldn't believe how many different kinds there were when I was looking them up. Gone are the simple days when companies only made one good product and you didn't have to think about it. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a little but you know what I mean.

I couldn't sleep so now I guess I'll open the box and play with my new toy. I've already given it a name. Bob Jr.

Any guesses what I'm talking about?

15 comments:

Jenn3128 said...

It would make sense if it were some type of reader or something "practical" like that....but then I scroll down (again) to Mr. Monday and my mind starts to wonder to all kinds of naughty, dirty toys!!!

Jane said...

Yes. I think I know. Many people have a BOB.

Sue said...

Bob,Jr.???? Does that mean there is a Bob,Sr.??? Heh,Heh,Heh :-)

Leni said...

I'm going with Ereader on this one.

Sex Between the Covers said...

LOL...Leni played it safe! While the rest of ya figured it must be some kind of sex toy. But you're all wrong! Keep guessing!

And yes Sue, there is a Bob Sr. because that's what we named my friend's toy when she got one...before me:)

Sherry said...

I'm thinking it's some kind of fancy cell phone.

Tory Richards said...

Nope Sherry...keep guessing folks!

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie aka Tory...You said some time back you were getting an ereader of some kind so... I can, however, see where both BOBs would be a necessity:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

No to the ereader my friend! Maybe later but that's not the new toy I'm talking about:)

Jenn3128 said...

I think we need a hint!

And Ladies, what the heck is a BOB? Please, clue me in.

Tory Richards said...

LOL...BOB is just what I named my new toy. But since posting the original message I used BOB for the first time and discovered it's really a BOBBITTE...not sure how to spell the female equivalent:)

That's a hint Jenn:)

Nancy Bristow said...

My understanding is that B.O.B. stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

OMG Nancy...I swear I didn't know that! But my BOB isn't a battery operated toy. And I just recently found out it's female:(

Sherry said...

Okay how about a new laptop.

Tory Richards said...

Nope...not a new lap top. Though I see one in the near future:)