Sunday, January 23, 2011

When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
Who made you sad
Like a spider monkey
Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
Whatever is choking you..

When you smile,
I will know you are
Plotting something
That I must be involved in.

When you're scared,
We will high tail it out of here.
When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
It could be until you
Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

When you are confused,
I will use little words.

When you are sick,
Stay away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....

When you fall,
I'll pick you up
And dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!