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TORY RICHARDS

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010



TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL

7 comments:

Sandy said...

A Very Happy Thanksgiving To you too Tory!!! :))

REGINA ROSS said...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING :)

Nancy Bristow said...

Same to you Debbie. Enjoyed the poem....Nancy

Chris J. said...

Happy Thanksgiving!
Loved the poem. :)

diva donna said...

Debtor, I really enjoyed the poem. And I also finished reading "The Cowboy Way" last night. A fun way to end a great Thanksgivings Day. Now, I know the Cowboy way. Ride her Ride her, Ride her, Ride her, and then ride her again after breakfast. LOL
PS. Monday Eye Candy could be Chase. Except. He never wore any underwear. And he was always cocked and ready. LOL
Oh No, I don't have anymore of your ebooks.

Tory Richards said...

Thank you everyone!

diva donna...you made me blush! LOL

diva donna said...

LOL!! Well, That was your Cowboys Way. I forgot to mention. You also made Chase a straight shooter. I'm glad about that too. I love my Nook. I have a extensive TBR paperbook pile too. So I have books coming and going. Nook gives room for more.