Saturday, November 27, 2010


Dear Family and Friends,

Most of you know I went in for a surgical procedure for a Butt Lift. I didn't have the most pleasant experience. I should've left well enough alone.

I wanted to show you how it turned out. I hope this keeps YOU from having this done.

Please, PLEASE, PLEASE . . . don't get a Butt Lift. You will most certainly regret it !!!


diva donna said...

ROLFL!!! I really feel bad for you. Somethings are best left where they were in the first place. How can you tell your front from your back? You have boobs on the back as well as the front. Careful in tight alleys. You'll probably bounce off both sides of the wall. LOL You're too funny.

Tory Richards said...

LOL...I hope you realize that THIS isn't me! I would never wear what she has on:)

diva donna said...

Recipe For Frog Eyed Salad
1 cup white sugar
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 3/4 cups unsweetened pineapple juice
2 eggs, beaten
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3 quarts water
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1 (16 ounce) package acini di pepe pasta
3 (11 ounce) cans mandarin oranges, drained
2 (20 ounce) cans pineapple tidbits, drained
1 (20 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained
1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 cup miniature marshmallows
1 cup shredded coconut
1.In a sauce pan, combine sugar, flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt, pineapple juice and eggs. Stir and cook over medium heat until thickened. Remove from heat; add lemon juice and cool to room temperature.
2.Bring water to a boil, add oil, remaining salt and cook pasta until al dente. Rinse under cold water and drain.
3.In a large bowl, combine the pasta, egg mixture, mandarin oranges, pineapple and whipped topping. Mix well and refrigerate overnight or until chilled. Before serving add marshmallows and coconut. Toss and serve.

diva donna said...

I suppose you wonder the Tie in. Well I put it on the wrong post. I was bugged eyed by the Butt Lift. I went Frog Eyed.

Nancy Bristow said...

LMAO. Frog Eyed!

Just kill me now on that BUTT LIFT!

Okay, I had never heard of Frog Eyed Salad and was not familiar with that type of pasta. You may have gathered that I'm not Italian;) I love the ingredients but was having a hard time thinking pasta + sweet. I looked up it up at Wikibooks. There was a picture and description of the acini di pepe pasta plus another recipe for Frog's Eye Salad. Donna's has more ingredients.

"Frog's Eye Salad is a common American cold salad recipe that teams the pasta with whipped topping, marshmallows, pineapple and mandarin oranges."

It sounds good and if I make it, I'd use the Diva's recipe. Even half the recipe sounds like a lot for one so perhaps I'll fix it when I expect company:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

OMG...I'm going to try this salad! Thanks for posting the recipe. Dumb me, I thought sure there would be frog eyes in it or something! LOL

Tory Richards said...

It does sound like a lot, I'd say it's a good reason to have a party! LOL