Friday, October 15, 2010

Calmness


I am posting this because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

5 comments:

Sandy said...

O I can imagine but that is some good advice to take

Anonymous said...

nice picture !

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I'm *Laughing*. ~Nancy

Jane said...

I think I can imagine how great you feel. Stuffing my face with junk food always puts a smile on my face.

Victoria said...

Ok, I laughed hard enough to hurt myself on this! Oh, have I had weeks that need this solution! Thanks!