Friday, September 24, 2010

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions...
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

2 comments:

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...Sigh. I find #3 particularly funny. ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

I like #1...I don't think I'll ever grow up! LOL