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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

7 comments:

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...Loved it! The only switch I'd make is "The Doctor" and "The Dentist." My doctor is a woman and my dentist is too hot by far. Also, unfortunately for me, married and maybe a touch too young;) If given a chance, no, I would not let age stand in the way. *smile*

Nancy Bristow said...

Eh...just so we're clear, being married would absolutely get in the way. ~Nancy

Sherry said...

I love this I've read it a couple of times. My doctor and my dentist are both women so not way there.

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miriama said...

I had not read this before! Love it!

Tory Richards said...

Glad you ladies enjoyed it.

Hey Nancy, at least you have SOME scruples! LOL

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...One or two, here and there but I also know better than to say "never." That truth comes with life experience;) ~Nancy

*yadkny* said...

This is absolutely too funny!!! I am going to have to forward this to all my friends.

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