Saturday, July 24, 2010

Redneck Love Poem

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER..
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER..

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

6 comments:

LuAnn said...

Since some are still asleep here, I had to stifle my laughter!

Amy J - Book Addict said...

OMG! I love this!! I love redneck jokes because I swear I must be a redneck myself!!!

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I did laugh right out loud. I'm a fan of redneck jokes too:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

Laughter is the best medicine, ladies! Glad you enjoyed.

katsrus said...

I laughed out loud too. Love redneck jokes!
Sue B

Tory Richards said...

Me too, Sue.