Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Men Are Just Happier People

I disagree but still thought this was cute.

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bonehead and Gopher Man.

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


Steve's Zushi said...
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Steve's Zushi said...

i don't really agree with some of them, but yes, they are quite interesting to read... :D

nice post

Sherry said...

I don't agree with a lot of these but they were very interesting to read.

Amy J - Book Addict said...

Short people in the house..heck I am a woman and I keep wondering about these short people in the house that keep calling me mom!


Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I don't agree with all either but some were a giggle none the less:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

Was a silly read though, huh? Glad to see you all agree with my disagree:)

Amy, I've had short people around the house too but they grow up and then I become the short one! LOL