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TORY RICHARDS

Erotic Author

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Thought y'all might enjoy. Sent to me in an email, I've found myself doing this...


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS Pauline , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALDING, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

5 comments:

-Book Lovers Delight said...

Oh my goodness! Just love it! I can't stop laughing especially since what he said would have upset the hell out of me too.

What a brilliant post. I'm now a follower. I would be honored to have you follow Book Lovers Delight. I would enjoy reading what you'd have to say about our posts.

-Karina

Tory Richards said...

Hi Karina, just checked out your beautiful blog! Thanks for stopping by. If you'd like to exchange blog links just let me know.

Tory

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...LMAO because I have thought that very thing from time to time:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

:)

traveler said...

I enjoyed this one so much. Wonderful.