Sunday, March 28, 2010

UNDERWEAR DUST


One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!

4 comments:

s7anna said...

all I gotta say is to the wife is "well played". :)

hugs,
Anna

stacey said...

thats Funny.you go girl.
sasluvbooks(at)yahoo.com

NatalyNativeNewYorker said...

LOL That's a classic

Tory Richards said...

:)