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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Retiree Bathub

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "how do you determine whether or not a retiree should be put in an old age home?"

"Well he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand, "I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the tea cup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the window, or do you want a bed next to mine?


Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I probably would have had a bed assignment as well:) ~Nancy

13greenducks said...

Too funny!!!

Tory Richards said...

You and me both, Nancy:)

Hi 13greenbucks! Glad you enjoyed.