The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out onto the balcony with a lollipop and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted. An ambulance just drove by.' 'Looks like the Anderson's have company', he called out. Matt's riding a new bike....' 'Looks like the Sanders are moving' 'Jason is on his skate board....'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a lollipop.