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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

What Would You Do?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, chunky women with dimples should not wear white polyester pants! Do you not look in the mirror before you leave the house? I know I do. It's the last thing I do before leaving in the mornings to make sure my makeup is just so, my hair is in place, that I look decent.

I saw a woman at work today, a pretty girl, except she was wearing white pants when she definitely shouldn't have been. Now, I'm a chunky woman, and white pants is something I would never wear! Unless I was wearing a long blouse that covered my thighs.

Now I ask you...if you had a chunky friend with cottage cheese thighs and she was wearing white see-through pants, would you tell her how bad she looked?


Virginia C said...

No, I wouldn't say a word. I'd just leave her a pineapple with an anonymous note that says: "Goes good with cottage cheese" : )

Tory Richards said...

LOL...you're bad!

Nancy Bristow said...

I hear you Debbie and I agree. I'd only wear white pants if my top was long enough to cover any offending areas:)

Would I tell my chunky friend she shouldn't be caught dead in white see-through pants...I don't really know but probably not...even if I was tempted. I'd figure her own eyes are as good as mine and if it doesn't bother her, it doesn't bother her. My hang-ups aren't hers. On the other hand, I could easily see myself saying, "you know, black/navy blue/dark brown pants would really rock with that top.

I laughed at Virginia's clever response but I think it might go right over the friend's head.

I swear I don't know a woman alive who doesn't at least take a quick peak in the mirror after dressing so I have to assume friend passed her own inspection and it was okay with her. Whatever, it's not going to change how I feel about our friendship even if I feel like ripping the offensive white pants off of her:) ~Nancy

P.S. If it were me receiving the pineapple with the note about cottage cheese, I would take it literally. It so happens to be an all time favorite combination of mine:D

Dina said...

I would say it as nicely as I could, we all want to look good, now if she accetps your kind info that's nother thing. I don't wear white pants b/c I know they'll get dirty, lol

Tory Richards said...

Yeah, I've had pineapple with cottage cheese, too. Usually on lettuce. It's a good combination.

With regard to the girl at work maybe the lighting was bad in her house and the mirror didn't show her flaws. I didn't say anything to her because we don't have that kind of relationship. Besides, she didn't ask me...thank god!

I like the subtle comment about the darker pants. Good idea and might save a friendship:)

Tory Richards said...

Hi Dina! I could see me saying somethng like that. Besides, it's true. White does get dirty easily.

Linda Henderson said...

If she was a friend I'd have to say something. It's been so many years since I've worn white I can't even remember.

SiNn said...

yes i would with out a second though and remind her that white isnt for us chubby ones but a darker more pleasingc olor followed by come on as if i need a bigger sign sayin hey check out us the chunky twins

SiNn said...

sad part is id tell myself the same thing and id expect myf riendto tell me i looke dlike aheffer in spandex if she had to to keep me from maken that mistake but im very concious if i think i look worse in apair of pants and its all ihave i find a shirt that covers all areas that shouldnt be exposed to unsuspecting strangers

Tory Richards said...

It would be hard to do Linda but my friends know me well enough that if they ask, they're gonna get an honest answer from me. I would expect no less from them.

The last time I wore white was a pair of peddle pushers to the beach. Many moons ago! LOL

Tory Richards said...

Hey SiNn, my spandex days are way over! LOL When I go out I make sure my clothes are loose, cover everything it should and aren't see through:)