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TORY RICHARDS

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Friday, January 29, 2010

What a good idea!

Here's some information that may help you in the future . . .

I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car, facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! There they were, exposing their naked bodies to the approaching drivers.

Cars start slowing down, looking at my lifelike men, which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

Before long, traffic started backing up. Everybody was honking their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

He asked, "What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I replied calmly.

"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know -- a state trooper!

So I told him, "Those are my Emergency Flashers."

2 comments:

Linda Henderson said...

OMG, I only wish I had that sign. How funny.

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...Yeah, I'd like to have one of those signs too...for my bedroom. ~Nancy:)