Wednesday, January 27, 2010 yours accurate?

I don't usually go in for this kind of stuff. I'll read it once in a while and sometimes it's amazingly accurate. I'm a Sagittarius. See how accurate mine is below:)

ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving.. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The Beauty
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal.. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it.

LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes every one's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. Great bed mate, if you can get them there.

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget.

LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... You might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times.

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (This is not me!)
Spontaneous. (Nope...definitely not me. I'm a planner.) High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. (Yes.) So much love to give. A loner most of the time. (True. I enjoy being alone.) Loses patience easily and will not take crap. (Very true:)) If in a bad mood stay FAR away. (It is a good idea.) Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. (Absolutely not.) Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. (Humm...don't think so.) Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. (VERY true.)Defends loved ones will all their abilities. (True.) Can be childish often. (True, I don't act my age.) Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. (Well, I do write romance novels.) Nice to everyone they meet. (As a rule.)Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. (Yes) Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed...!!! (Oh yeah! LOL) Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. (Really, I'm not that mean.)

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants.. Loves to joke.. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.


Sweet Vernal Zephyr said...

I'm a Cancer and it seems to ring pretty true.

I've never had to kick anyones ass 'cause they all ready know they would lose - ha! Guess I just ooze confidence.

The kissing, well... I have gotten a lot of compliments.

The sex, well... I don't kiss and tell. Oh wait, I just did above!

Artistic - FOR SURE! BFA Visual Communications: Advertising/Graphic Design

:D I like your post - have a great HUmp day!

Linda Henderson said...

I'm a Leo and I don't really think it fits me, other than being laid back.

Beth said...

Mine is Cancer. The only thing that really fits is artistic. I'm a crafter and a wanna be writer(I get good ideas but can't get them on paper or screen the way I see them in my head). Can't say about the kissing and making love parts. Haven't had much of that in my life and none(except fantasizing)since my husband died eight years ago.

Tory Richards said...

LOL...thanks for the chuckle Sweet Vernal Zephry!

By the way, did the book arrive yet?

Tory Richards said...

Funny how it can ring so true for some and not so much for others, Linda.

Jane said...

I'm a Sag, too. I definitely recognize some of those traits in myself.

Tory Richards said...

Hi Beth, my mom was a crafter and I mean she did everything!

A wanna be writer, huh? What genre do you like?

Sorry to hear about your husband. How many years were you married?

Tory Richards said...

Welcome to the club, Jane! LOL

Beth said...

I do a lot of differents things for the crafting too. I concentrate on the jewelry and sewing but I also work with wood, plastic canvas and various hardware items.
I love paranormal and futuristic most, but menage always gets my attention and mild BDSM. My story ideas range all over the place. Paranormal, fantasy, futuristic, and contemporary.
My husband and I were only legally married a little over a year, but we had been together for almost ten years before that. It was his cancer diagnosis that finally convinced us it was time to make things legal. That way I got the benefits when he did pass.

Virginia C said...

I am LEO, hear me roar : ) MEOW!

Amy J - Book Addict said...

I am a sagittarius as well. Did I spell that wrong? Comments need spell checker!!

Got the book the other day and reading it now Tory! LOVING The Cowboy Way!


Tory Richards said...

I'm so sorry to hear that Beth. Sounds like he wanted to make sure you were taken care of.

Good luck with your writing and don't give up.

Tory Richards said... scared me Virginia!

Tory Richards said...

Agree about the spell check, Amy. So happy to hear you're enjoying The Cowboy Way!

Nancy Bristow said...

I'm an Aquarius. Some of the traits are dead on but I've read other horoscopes that have come closer. The traits in this one that ring true are: Trustworthy, One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do, Extreme thinkers, Loves their pets usually more than most people (versus family), Unpredictable, Will exceed your expectations, A Fighter (more than "NOT") And will knock your lights out. I might add that some traits have mellowed with age;)

I'm very close to a couple of Gemini and the description is way off for them. It also happens to be a very compatible sign for me. On the other hand, I'm also close with a Taurus and the description is pretty much right on.

I'm like you Debbie in that I'll read this kind of stuff on occasion and get grins but really, sometimes the traits are startling accurate.

By the by group...for some reason I DO have spell check when I'm in this comment box. Perhaps a setting in whatever account set-up puts you here? I have a Google Account.

Tory Richards said...

Yeah, it is surprising how accurate it can be at times. I'll bet Maxine is an Aquarius:)

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