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TORY RICHARDS

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Random Thoughts for the Day

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. This has NEVER happened to me!

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my damn neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. Amen!

10. Bad decisions make good stories and GREAT memories!

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. I don’t even have Blue Ray

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --ever.

15. I hate it when I miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!)but when I immediately call back it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

4 comments:

Linda Henderson said...

I second them.

Amy J - Book Addict said...

ROFLMAO!

This was good! I needed this today and I agree with all of them!

BTW..my Grandma actually taught me how to fold a fitted sheet. There is actually a right way to do it! But I NEVER do it! I just roll them up in a ball and toss them in the sheet pile!

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I LOVED all of these. I actually know how to fold a fitted sheet as well and it would never, ever occur to me to roll them up in a ball and toss them in a sheet pile *snort*. Can we say anal retentive here?! I do, however, many times, wash them and put them right back on the bed so there is no folding involved at all:) ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

Hi Linda!

Me too Amy! LOL Life's too short to waste folding fitted sheets.

Smart woman, Nancy. That's a great idea!