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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Jack and Jill get Married

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.....

He said "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.' "

So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'

"I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' "

Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm, "said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, "Here try these on."

So she did and said, "These are too large, they don't fit me."

Jack said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack and said, "Here, you try on mine."

So he did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Jill said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."


Linda Henderson said...

Ain't that the truth. I love it.

Jane said...

That was hilarious and probably true.

Tara W said...

I guess she told him. LOL

s7anna said...

Love it! She definitely knew how to dole it out! Good for her!!!

Tory Richards said...

I thought it was cute how it ended, too. Just shows you how women have evolved. We don't take crap from our men like our mothers and grandmothers did in the olden days...equality and all that!