Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Random Thoughts

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 3. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
4. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
5. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
6. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
9. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
10. Was learning cursive really necessary?
11. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
13. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
14. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
15. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
16. Bad decisions make good stories.
17. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
18. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
19. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.


s7anna said...

Good Morning,
I love your post today!!! Everyone single one of those points resonated with me!!! Thanks for making me smile this morning especially since my work sitch is kinda sucky!!!

Happy Reading!!!
Anna Shah Hoque

Tory Richards said...

For me, too! I'm glad I added a good element to your day. Smiling can solve so many issues, and it's good for the facial muscles.

But I have to ask, what's a work sitch?

s7anna said...

work situation....sorry...I was attempting to shorten the word...looks like I failed miserably LOL

SiNn said...

just laughs these r soo true and as for the high school girls they are getting sluttier and sluttier every year its like the compete with teh year before sadly they r all losing

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...Thanks for the laugh. I'm so guilty of:

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

The walk between the car and front door isn't t-h-a-t far so I'm not sure why I make it such an issue except perhaps that I really hate going grocery shopping?!

I actually learned how to fold a fitted sheet - probably in home ec in the 1950's...just kill me now.

It actually annoys me when an obituary doesn't list the cause of death.

There are other of these thoughts that I relate to but I really, really agree with:

5. There is a great need for sarcasm font. ~Nancy

Tory Richards said...

Work sitch...got it now:) I should have figured it out. I'm always shortening words at work.

I think we can all relate, SiNn. With regard to highschool girls getting sluttier...maybe I'm not being fair but I blame their parents for that.

Nancy, you're a trip! LOL I absolutely hate grocery shopping, too. The cost goes up weekly.

And I'm surprised Maxine didn't creat sarcasm font a long time ago!