Sunday, September 20, 2009

Love Making Tips

...for seniors
1.Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want... The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.


Virginia said...

I am really worried about you! First the dentures, and now this! You're starting to nod off, woman, snap out of it!!! What happened to those wicked thoughts of cowboy cheeks and other good things?

etirv said...

She looks like Grandma Lee on America's Got Talent!

booklover0226 said...

I love sending cards with this lady on them. They are too funny!

Tracey D

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...Maxine rocks! ~Nancy