These are cute so I'm sharing.
Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy....
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today...tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Why do 90% gals have a left boob bigger than the right?
Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.