Friday, July 17, 2009

Words for Women to Live By

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.'Good friends are like stars..........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile

4 comments:

Nancy Bristow said...

A fun list Debbie....Nancy:)

Tory Richards said...

And so true! Hi Nancy...been keeping busy?

Nancy Bristow said...

Hey Debbie...Yeah I have been, but you're not forgotten:)) ....Nancy

P.S. What's the last movie you saw that you loved?

Tory Richards said...

Hummm...the last movie, huh? That's a tough one because I don't watch that much TV. But after thinking about it, okay, don't laugh...it was Disney's Ice Age:)