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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Never Try to Outsmart a Woman

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend?"

"And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. 'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike." Then he said, "but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer.
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".


Pat Cochran said...

Love the story - I've heard it
before, but it's just as good as
the first time! My reaction is the
same: another hound dog!

Pat Cochran

Tory Richards said...

Hi Pat, my sentiments exactly.

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...Some men think they are so slick...NOT! ....Nancy:)

Tory Richards said...

Some haven't figured out that we've already figured them out! LOL