Thursday, March 12, 2009


Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashion.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker..

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...
14. Thongs and Depends.


Jennifer Roland said...

I got my prize in the mail yesterday. The note cards are way fun--written correspondence is always a nice touch. And the bookmark and postcards are great.


Debbie Wallace said...

Great Jennifer! The tin top also doubles as a picture frame:)

Debs Desk said...

Funny - I am only quilty of no#7.

Debbie Wallace said...

LOL, that's not bad Debs. If I had pierced nipples I'd be guilty of #10:)

Elle Amery said...

Oh my - just came across this one. Couldn't stop laughing.

Debbie Wallace said...

Glad you enjoyed it, Elle:)