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Monday, February 9, 2009

All women should live so long as to be this kind of little old lady.

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Miss Joyce," asked the minister "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?''

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Miss Joyce, that is very unusual. How old are you?''

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh, Miss Joyce, would you please come up front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady carefully tottered down the aisle, turned to face the congregation, and said, "I out lived all them bitches."


Karin said...


I love it!

Michelle Kafka said...

Too hilarious. Thanks for posting!

Debbie Wallace said...

Glad you ladies enjoyed. I was unprepared for the old gals reply:)

Nancy Bristow said...

You know I loved it:) ....Nancy