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TORY RICHARDS

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Saturday, January 3, 2009

What is up with cats and their disgusting habit of turning their tails into your face? I love my three little felines but I do not like or appreciate that particular habit. I can't tell you how many times I wake during the night to a little fur ball curled up around my head, with my nose up against their butt! The other night when I realized Jezebel was laying with her tail end against my cheek I turned my head, only to find my breathing cut off by Woffy's hairy butt.

If that's not bad enough, they use my body as a trampoline. I'm not kidding. I'll be sleeping, or close to it, when they'll jump right on my belly on their way over the bed. What, do they think that soft rounded protuberance beneath the covers is their personal little jumping toy? It's bad enough I get slapped awake at 3:00 o'clock every morning by a little black demon who wants some attention. Jezebel has also started bringing her toys to bed and every one of them makes a noise.

I've also noticed things disappearing around here. A tiny bottle of eye drops, usually sitting on the table next to my chair, disappeared the second day I put it there. Nancy, I loved those cute little kittens you sent me but before I had the chance to do what I wanted with them they were stolen right out from under me! I know I'll find them one day, probably the day I move. They have a secret stash somewhere, where I'll find tongs, socks, the removable little plastic Christmas bulbs that are on my ceramic tree, and my next doctor's appointment card. That's just a few things.

Little thief's! Why, I've even woken to find one tugging on my earring, which was still attached to my ear. LOL

I thought I'd share this morning. Those of you with cats will relate to what I'm talking about. Cats are amusing, entertaining, and I wish I had room for more!

4 comments:

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...*Grin* How funny...you sound like my sister, who is owned by two cats. She tells me that like thieves in the night her fabric apples keep disappearing out of the bowlful she had. She will more than love it when I tell her this story about your disappearing fabric felines....Nancy:)

P.S. My favorite chocolate is also with nuts and I like milk and dark. You asked me if we ate a pound then did we only gain a pound. HA! See's Rules!!

Debbie Wallace said...

I found one of my little fabric felines under my chair in the living room. LOL Lord knows where the other two are.

GladysMP said...

Well at least you have cats to blame missing items on. I have no cats but I am forever hunting things that I know just where I put. Now be kind and don't tell me that it is my mind I'm losing.

Debbie Wallace said...

Well...since YOU brought it up...LOL