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Saturday, January 10, 2009

The Geography of the SEXES

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild,fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious pa stand the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and athirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts....

8 comments:

ReadingIsSoMuchFun said...

These are funny thanks for sharing. I really enjoyed the Man one LoL.

Hugssss
LindaH

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I'm not that many years away from being wildly beautiful and I'm looking forward to it;) ....Nancy

Karin said...

LOL I love it!

Debbie Wallace said...

The funny thing Linda is that the man one is totally true! LOL

Debbie Wallace said...

We should all have something to look forward to, Nancy:) I'm a long way from being wildly beautiful:( Oh well...

Debbie Wallace said...

Hi Karin!

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...Don't be so sure. The next 20 years will fly by;) ....Nancy

Debbie Wallace said...

Man, don't tell me that Nancy.