Saturday, September 13, 2008

Thirteen Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect

7 comments:

Ruby (Mouth) said...

The last to be my favorite, especially the first two days of mine. LOL!!!

Debbie Wallace said...

LOL, I don't suffer PMS anymore but I'll never forget how rotten I felt during those days!

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I haven't suffered PMS for an eternity but I'd probably have to go with pissy mood or people make me sick or pass my shotgun (it's hard to chose) back in the day. I can still do all three, PMS or not, if people exhibit a certain kind of stupidity....Nancy:)

Nancy Bristow said...

Debbie...I haven't suffered PMS for an eternity but I'd probably have to go with pissy mood or people make me sick or pass my shotgun (it's hard to chose) back in the day. I can still do all three, PMS or not, if people exhibit a certain kind of stupidity....Nancy:)

ddurance said...

I have to agree with all of these, but #11 is my favorite. Men just don't understand, therefore they have no sympathy.

Deidre
deidre_durance@hotmail.com

Debbie Wallace said...

I hear ya, Nancy. I bet you were a force to be reckoned with when you suffered with PMS. Did you hurt anyone?

I had it bad, too. I can recall my daughter saying to me once, I'm not going to be like you when I have PMS. Huh! She's worse:)

Debbie Wallace said...

I agree Deidre. No sympathy for us but let them be sick and you have a big baby on your hands!