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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Couldn't resist:)

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in awhile a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

''Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot off fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thing through the bushes, I yell: $20 or off it comes!"

''Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?''

"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay"....

9 comments:

tigger9 said...

This is really funny.

Debbie Wallace said...

Thanks tigger9:)I got a good chuckle over it.

Cheri2628 said...

OUCH! :-0

ReadingIsSoMuchFun said...

OMG! This was funny. Ouch for the guys who didn't pay.

Hugssss
LindaH

Debbie Wallace said...

Ladies, some guys just aren't that smart! LOL

ReadingIsSoMuchFun said...

Very true Debbie. Just hearing those words $20 or off it comes!" sound painful.

Hugssss
LindaH

Debbie Wallace said...

Yeah, you would think they'd eagerly part with $20, what's $20 when you compare it to an important body part? LOL

Nancy Bristow said...

LMAO. Thanks Debbie...love little old lady jokes....Nancy:)

orelukjp0 said...

That is so bad.