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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Gotta Love It!

Two Massachusetts businessmen in Saugus were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Maine tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Downeast accent asked 'By-gawd, whatcha sellin'?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Mainer said, 'Well, you're doin' a good job, you've only got two left!'

16 comments:

Cheri2628 said...

LOL! ;)

Debbie Wallace said...

I'm from Maine and got a good chuckle out of this:)

LuAnn said...

That is too, too funny! Don't you just love tourists?

Cheri2628 said...

For a funny OMG moment,check out the picture on HelenKay Dimon's blog today!

ReadingIsSoMuchFun said...

Debbie, this was great. I am going to have to share this one loved it LoL. Thanks for a great laugh.

Hugssss
LindaH

Mary Ann said...

I love this!!! It is hilarious!!!
Mary Ann

Debbie Wallace said...

Hey Luann, aren't we all tourists one time or another? LOL

Debbie Wallace said...

Cheri, can you send me Helen's blog url? Thanks:)

Debbie Wallace said...

Gotta love those maniacs, Linda!

Debbie Wallace said...

Hi Mary Ann, glad you got a good laugh:)

Cheri2628 said...

Here is the blog site, Debbie. Look for the picture of the pool in China. :)

http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/

tigger said...

That's funny. why couldn't he tell that the shop wasn't really open for business yet.

LuAnn said...

Of course we are, Debbie! That's what makes it so funny.

Debbie Wallace said...

Checked it out Cheri...wow! That's some pool and crowd. I don't believe I'd go in. I don't like communial (is that a word?) pools to begin with, for the obvious reasons:)

Debbie Wallace said...

Hey Tigger, I'm from Maine and people in Maine are naturally friendly and curious. Doesn't matter if the obvious is staring them in the face, some will make conversation just to be friendly.

Debbie Wallace said...

Too right, Luann!