LOL...hubby threw me for a loop tonight! I told him I was going to Wal-Mart to pick up a couple things and asked him if he needed anything. He said, yeah, get me a box of condoms. I just looked at him, speechless. We haven't used condoms in years. I can't get pregnant and he can't make me pregnant. I waited for him to explain. He just smiled and stubbornly remained silent until I finally asked him what size he wanted. "Large," he replied. Then I knew something was up:)
What do you need condoms for? I need them for the sprinkler heads. Then he explained that a couple of the heads needed repair and he wanted to slip the condoms over the tops to keep the dirt out. He said when he was in the service he slipped them down over his rifle to keep the rain out.
What a smart man I'm married to!