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TORY RICHARDS

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for Her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her Flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of The earth and back again for her.

HOW TO TREAT A MAN:

Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

21 comments:

braible said...

ROFL, so true! :)
Hi Deb
Becky

Nancy Bristow said...

There's so much truth it's scary.... Nancy

Debbie Wallace said...

Hi Becky:)

Debbie Wallace said...

LOL, do we have men pegged right or what?

braible said...

Hi Deb :)
We do, we do. Now if they could JUST get US pegged this well, LOL!
Happy 4th!!
Becky

Debbie Wallace said...

Happy 4th to you too, Becky! I hope you're having a wonderful day with your family.

braible said...

We came to Orlando to visit my best friends. I haven't gotten over here in a few months. Her hubby's in a Celtic rock band and sometimes even wears a kilt :)
He was mentioned once in one of JoAnn Ross's books, how cool is that? Hope you're having a lovely 4th!!!
Hugs,
Becky

Nancy Bristow said...

Becky and Debbie...Where's my fan?!Today a friend just happened to send me some (what appears) to be very real photos of men in kilts...real men, real kilts and a stiff wind...which led to some very interesting scenery - snort, snort. We've all heard the age old question about what's worn under a man's kilt...there was zero debate in these photos:) Think I need a cold drink now....Nancy

braible said...

LMAO, Nancy. I;ve seen some of those photos. Even one with a palace guard in that predicament. And they're not allowed to break posture. How embarassing is that? And as a half Scottish, former competition Highland Dancer, active in the local Scottish community, I can tell you there's nothing worn under the kilt, it's all in foine workin order!! (That's my dad's favorite kilt joke)
LOL, nice way to start your day!!
Hugs
Becky

Debbie Wallace said...

A kilt, huh Becky? Humm...:) I love the sound of Celtic music.

I'm glad you had a nice day with your friends. I had a nice quiet day here with the hubby, Woofy and Gin Gin.

Debbie Wallace said...

Not fair Nancy! You sent me those beautiful panda pictures, so, ah, where's the men in the kilts? I have air conditioning, I can handle it:)

Debbie Wallace said...

Are you kidding Becky? They really don't wear anything beneath their kilts? Is that a tradition or something?

Nancy Bristow said...

You got it mama saun...photos are on their way. Ain't nothing but manparts under there...enjoy! Nancy

braible said...

Hey Deb,
Glad you had a nice 4th. And it is actually a tradition. Once upon a time, they used to get checked to be sure they weren't wearing anything. That's where the term usually used comes from "regimental", which means no underthings. Supposedly, the high shine on the shoes was to reflect so they could check, but I don't know if that's actually true. But it's a good story :)
Anyway if you like Celtic music, I'll be happy to send you a CD of my friend's and if you're interested. They're fairly well known in the Celtic music world. If you want one, let me know and I'll send it.
:)
Wish me luck, two job interviews tomorrow and one Wednesday. I really need to get a job, I'm starting to feel like a bum and a shut in who never gets out. ACK!
Hugs
Becky

Nancy Bristow said...

Becky what is your friend's band name and name of the CD?

Good luck on your job interviews...they're invariably the pits. I'm so glad I never have to do that again. On the bright side, if it's a good match it rarely takes more than a few minutes to know it....Nancy

P.S. I'm more than impressed that you were a former competition Highland Dancer. Just WOW!

P.P.S. Debbie...what kind of dogs are Woofy and Gin Gin?

braible said...

Hi Nancy,
Thanks for the comments :) Don't be impressed, it's no different that being a writer looks to me. Very cool! We all get our stuff we can do. I've danced my whole life, just love it!! Still dance with a group or two. But I could just not live without books, so there you are!!

My friend's bacd is called Seven Nations, they're well known among Celtic music in the US. They have 8 or 10 CD's out, the first was Rain and Thunder and was very traditional, they're latest is Thanks for waiting. It's more rock, less traditional. I get such a kick out of teasing my friend about being called the hunky blond guitar player in JoAnn Ross's Out of the Blue. :) I get a lot of tease mileage from that.

If you haven't heard of them, give them a listen, their web site is sevennations.com. Let me know what you think.
:)
Becky

Debbie Wallace said...

Loved them, Nancy! Especially the one of the guy sitting next to the Queen:) Hubba Hubba

Debbie Wallace said...

That's so sweet of you Becky! I'd love a copy of your friends music. I don't mind paying for the CD, though. Checked out their website, pretty impressive career highlights and quotes.

My fingers are crossed...hope you get a job. It's always nice to have time off but after a while you have to have something to do.

braible said...

Hey Debbie,
Glad you liked them. I actually have a bunch of their CD's here at home. They never let me pay for them so they were free to me. If you want to let me know which one you think you might like, I'll send it off. Do yo uhave a snail mail PO box or something listed on your main page? Of course, I will go look I say now that I've typed this. LOL. Anyway, they're a great group of guys. Kirk, their lead singer and songwriter is tremendously talented. That he and his wife are our best friends is completely beside the point, I swear! :P
Tell me which you think you'd like and I'll send it off to you. I have most of them except the two Road Kill, so you can pick any one, I think. I'll double check.
Hugs
Becky

braible said...

PS thanks for the crossed fingers!!!

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