I hope you've reached the right place, and I hope that you're over eighteen. This website is for adults only. No, I don't sell adult toys or videos or anything like that, this isn't a porn site. But it is the site of an erotic romance writer.


If you're looking for a steamy read, long, short or in between, where the characters are all over each other, get down and dirty, than I can guarantee that you will find something here. I'm going to level with you, my erotic romances are explicit and graphic in nature, but they all have happily forever or happily for now endings.


Enter at your own risk!


BLOG BELOW

TORY RICHARDS

Erotic Author

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Italians are smart!

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the garden area for me.
Love, Papa


A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That is where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.

They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie

6 comments:

Lil said...

LOL! So I just need a close relative in the clink to help me out...

Cherie J said...

LOL! That is hilarious!

Debbie Wallace said...

LOL, I guess it doesn't hurt:)

Debbie Wallace said...

Glad you enjoyed Cherie:)

photoquest said...

LOL that was funny

Debbie Wallace said...

Glad you enjoyed it:)