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Saturday, March 8, 2008

First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

20 comments:

Jambrea said...

Very funny!

Lisa Hendrix said...

Love it, Debbie!

When I was in high school, the local pharmacist used to ask the guys, "What size would you be needing?" just to make them blush.

Cheryl said...

Great joke. Hope you have a great rest of the weekend and stay warm.

I will be checking out your books, now that I found you from Author Island

Thanks Cheryl

Debbie Wallace said...

Thanks for being a regular jambrea!

Debbie Wallace said...

Good one Lisa! I bet they all said, large:)

Debbie Wallace said...

You're from author island, Cheryl? That makes me feel good! I just joined and you're my first from there.

What do you like to read?

D.N. Lyons said...

Hahah, yeah. Poor kid.

Out of curiosity, WHAT IS WITH female condoms? Do they actually work? WHO uses them? Wow! I sure wouldn't. They look like a plastic wrap tube.

robynl said...

Love that joke; can you imagine the embarrassment. Yikes!!

LuAnn said...

I've heard this one before and it always makes me laugh!

Holly Greenfield said...

LOL! That was great.

stormsandsins said...

AHAHAAAA! Awesome. No doubt he's red to the roots of his hair!

Bunny B said...

I love this joke - classic! :)

Debbie Wallace said...

Glad you ladies enjoyed it.

By the way, I didn't know there was such a thing as condoms for women. Are you pulling my leg? Seriously. I guess I'm behind the times;)

Janet H said...

LOL too cute. I saw your book at Author Island. I visit there everyday. Love your website.

Debbie Wallace said...

Thanks Janet! Nice to meet you. Which website? Debbie Wallace or Tory Richards? Just curious:)

Janet H said...

Your Debbie Wallace site. I went and checked out the Tory Richards site and it's nice, too.

Jodi said...

I've heard this one before and I still laugh everytime I see it!

Debbie Wallace said...

Thanks for the compliment, Janet.

Hi Jodi!

anne said...

Excellent. Thanks for the laugh.

alissa said...

Great joke and thanks for the fun.