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Thursday, February 7, 2008

MENOPAUSE JEWELRY

My husband was unhappy with my mood swings so he bought me a mood ring the other day so that he could monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond:)

14 comments:

Sarita Leone said...

Debbie you kill me! I am sitting here in the early morning darkness trying not to laugh so loud that I wake my sleeping husband. Oh, you are a hoot!

Hmm...I may just need to get one of those rings... Blue and red, you say? :)

Jambrea said...

HAHAHA. That is too funny!

rebekah said...

That is so funny. I'm going to have to tell my husband that one.

Debbie Wallace said...

LOL, I chuckle everytime I read it. Glad you all enjoyed it.

Hey Sarita, If you want the diamond then make it clear!

thewildtwo said...

Hahahah!! I showed that to my hubby and told him a diamond would "save" both of us trouble!! hehe

Maddie James said...

Oh, that cracks me up. Where do you get one of those rings???

maddie

libri vermis said...

LMAO! That's a great use of a mood ring! I'm going to have share that with husband. Maybe I'll get one for Valentines Day!

Debbie Wallace said...

Diamonds ARE a girl's best friend! Let me know if you get one:)

Debbie Wallace said...

Maddie I wish I could tell you where. Maybe one of those novelty stores. Most malls have one. Good luck!

Debbie Wallace said...

Hey Libri, if you share the joke with your hubby I doubt you'll get one for Valentine's Day! LOL

Freesia said...

I can imagine my own husband doing something like that ... or my son!
Too funny, Debbie.

Carol Burge said...

LMAO - I need one of those, too! LOL This is too funny!

CrystalGB said...

LOL. That is so funny.

ruth said...

L love your amusing and unique stories. This was the best.