Sunday, December 30, 2007

My Private Part Died Today!

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part Hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that... Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

10 comments:

glenna day said...

ROFLMBO
Too funny.

GINGIN said...

LOOOOOOOOOL

Debbie Wallace said...

Glad you got a laugh, ladies.

By the way, gingin, I have a little calico by that name. Visit the Lark Journals blog and see a picture of her, I just posted it today.

Suzanne said...

This is great love it!
Suzanne

Darragha! said...

Lovely Pyzam template!

Darr

foxyllady said...

Enjoyed reading this. LOL

readingissomuchfun said...

LMAOROF now this was a great post :-)

Hugssss
LindaH

Jambrea said...

I LOVE this joke.

Frank Webb said...

Found it very amusing, especially since I was a LPN for 25 years.

Frank Webb said...

Very amusing, especially since I was a LPN for 25 years